From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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