I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
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I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
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We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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