I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
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i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
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And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
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