It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Randomize