I wanna bring you to show and tell
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
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is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
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BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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