am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
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We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
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second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Let's get the cat blown out
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