Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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