If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
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Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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