I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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