would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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