I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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