I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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