chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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