DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
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SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
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All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
third nipple confirmed
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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