my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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