Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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