actually, I'm a sock model
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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