i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
The ass gains better be worth it
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