I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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