Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
