She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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