Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
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Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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