you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
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