Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
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Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
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So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest