we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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