If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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