And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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