Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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