I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
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After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
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It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
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