so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
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the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
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So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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