You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
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friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
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Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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