a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
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and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
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She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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