Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
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