i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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