the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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