Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
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I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
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Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
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