True but thats because hes a fetus.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
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get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
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I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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