I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
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Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
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I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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