watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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