is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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