Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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