I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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