hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
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Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
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She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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