He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
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No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
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Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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