do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
The air was thick with penises
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
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