Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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