Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
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woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
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I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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