i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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