Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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