Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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