i wish starbucks made bloody marys
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
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..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
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She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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