plz talk dirty to me
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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