it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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